Graduation and Award Night

Today I was made redundant as a Microbiology Team Leader.  On the upside, I graduated from my Diploma of Commercial Arts (Graphic Design) and even won an award named after a fellow scientist and polymath, Leonardo Da Vinci.

Graduation Spread 1 – Displayed on wall

Graduation Spread 2 – Displayed on wall

The Da Vinci Award

“Named after Leonardo Da Vinci who, from relatively humble beginnings, went on to become one of the world’s most prolific and creative artists, this Award is given to students who have
made the most progress during the course of their studies.”

The Da Vinci Award

My initial thoughts about this prize were “man, I must have been crap at the start of the course”. Having reflected a little bit on this, that’s not so.  Prior to beginning my studies, I submitted a scholarship application which received a special mention.  “Special Mention goes to the following talented applicants…With this in mind, the award means I must be a fairly competent designer these days.

Scholarship Special Mention

Scholarship Special Mention

 

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Graduation Looms

There appears to be a little debate regarding the menu for our diploma graduation evening. The theme was chosen to be environmental sustainability.  That is a little naive given any computer based industry thrives on computers and the Internet and these are great carbon dioxide producers.  Not to mention the waste created by “needing” to upgrade equipment every couple of years.

Back to the menu.  Vegetarian fare.  The Vegetarian Society says that the word “vegetarian” is derived from the Latin word vegetus meaning lively or vigorous.  Feed me meat and I’ll be lively.  Feed me roots and leaves and I’ll probably feel dejected.

As I am a microbiologist in my day job, I shall attempt to explain the science by providing one for and one against link addressing each argument. Note, if this was a scientifically rigorous post, I would have cited at least 3 for and against articles.  I’ll also provide translations for the non scientifically minded.  If I cannot find a scientific article, it does not mean they are out there.

Arguments used for far have been:

  • -Cattle used by “greedy” people contribute to 95% of the world’s pollution
  • -Organic food is better for the environment
  • -No food is as bad for the environment as meat.

Apologies for the squished table…this site was not designed with them in mind (opportunity for improvement perhaps).

Argument Supporting Refuting
Cattle are a major producer of “pollution”.The 5th and 12th of August Occam’s Razor radio broadcasts may be of interest. Report from 2006 Public version Study abstract Public version
Organic is better than non organic. can not find any citations. Public version Verena Seufert, Navin Ramankutty, Jonathan A. Foley. Comparing the yields of organic and conventional agriculture. Nature, 2012. Public version
Any food that is not meat is better for the environment. Every internet article I can find refers back to the discredited 2006 FAO study. can not find any citations. Public version This appears to be based on the original FAO – no studies to back it up. Public version
Organic is healthier (just chucked that one in myself) can not find any citations. Public version The science is linked to form the public version. Public Version

Other considerations. Organic food supposedly does not contain genetically modified food. Umm, ever seen a banana – selective breeding (and this modified genetics) created that. This clip is hilarious and shows how uneducated or deluded people can get things totally wrong. If someone could PROVE a statement to me and back it up with reproducible, reliable data, as a scientist, I would be obligated to change my views.

Another example of incorrect information is provided by PETA of India. I am fond of their doppelgänger, People Eating Tasty Animals. Here’s my counter argument:

  1. Help The Poor: Having everyone one eat only veges increases demand and prices go up!
  2. Stop Cruelty to Animals: I am still capable of pouring salt on slugs, kicking mangy dogs or incinerating ants with a magnifying class while eating only carrots.
  3. Save The Environment: From what? The next ice age? I happen to like our current interglacial period and extending it will prolong the next mass extinction event.
  4. Avoid Bird Flu: coulda woulda shoulda. Flawed argument.
  5. Prolong Your Life: unsubstantiated claims.
  6. Avoid the World’s #1 Killer: Malaria is the number one global killer of human, not heart disease. That’s a first world problem.
  7. Reduce Risk of Cancer: Drinking too much water will give you bladder cancer. Staying exposed to the sun will give you skin cancer. The sun is natural. Nakedness is natural. Therefore the cooked lobster look is natural and thus should be healthy. Nope. The argument may be correct, but you’ll spend the rest of your life feeling cold due to a reduced metabolism and you will not be happier, unless you like feeling hungry and chilly all the time.
  8. Fit into a Bikini: I already do (and looked better in one than my girl friend at the time, so she said).
  9. Creat Global Peace: So, vegetarian religious nutters will no longer try to kill me for saying God does not exist or by preferring to worship the holy gourd rather than the holy sandal? FFS.
  10. Discover the Joys of Veges: I love my gherkins, carrots, beans, tofu and chillies. I also happen to love my blue steaks, ribs, thighs and breasts.

Given I’m the apex predator on the planet, evolved to eat everything I can forage, eating meat is natural.  I’ll be packing cheeseburgers.  Can I use the moral high ground as I rode my bicycle to class for much of the last year and am 82kg with a fat percentage of 11%?